If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, coz he would have had to answer:

Where are u going? With whom? Why? How are u going? To discover what? Why only u? What do I do when u are not here? Can I come with you?When will u be back? Will u be home for dinner? What will u bring for me ? u deli…berately made this plan without me, didn’t you? u seem to be making a lot of these programs lately. I want to go to my mother’s house.I want u to drop me there.I don’t understand what this whole ‘discovery’ thing is about. u always do things like this. Last time also u did the same thing! Nowadays u always seem to do this kind of stuff. I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered.

BTW, my colleague comment:

“Columbus was married to Philipa Moniz Perestrelo. Looks like she had all these questions lined up, but by then Columbus had sneaked out on to the ship.”