Best OOO reply
The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies :
1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I
fail to get the position.
2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I
was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you end me until I
return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted
in the order it was received.
5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first
ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message..!!!
6: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to
deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'
( The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many individuals
did this over and over ).
7: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are
currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by our PC for my
9: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me
10: I've run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY..., THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:
11: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I
return, please refer to me as ' Loretta ' instead of ' Steve '
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