Best OOO reply

The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies :

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I
fail to get the position.

2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I 
was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you end me until I 
return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted 
in the order it was received.

5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 
ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message..!!!

6: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to 
deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'
    ( The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many individuals 
did this over and over ).

7: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are 
currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by our PC for my 
response.

9: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me 
any messages...:-)

10: I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY..., THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

11: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I 
return, please refer to me as ' Loretta ' instead of ' Steve '
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3 Responses to Best OOO reply

  1. Abhi says:

    Nice ones!! Will try them out sometime 🙂

  2. Amal says:

    🙂 Try the one with queuing funda (wait time of 19 wks)

  3. Guess Who says:

    group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor.

    Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

    Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite – telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.

    When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: “If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other’s cups.

    Now if life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn’t change. Some times, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it.”

    Don’t let the cups matter…. Enjoy the coffee instead. JSKSK
    SKSSSSSKKKKKKKKSSSSS

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